I e-mailed Dr. Riddle, asking him what on earth I was doing wrong because I KNOW I'm doing it right (but don't we all know we're doing it right?).
Now I should probably pretend to study for the women's studies exam (I just need a topic for my second essay and I'm set) and pack for break. Oh yes, packing. Screw laundry. It'll save on the packing, anyway.