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Yoshi's secret

I think Yoshi has a hidden desire to be a sex toy instead of a laptop. It keeps vibrating and purring instead of being all laptop-esque. Either way, I decided to take advantage of the moment. I put Yoshi on my lap and let it pur and vibrate all it wanted.

Maybe Yoshi and Pintsize from QC should get together sometime.

In other news, zeenell has brought to my attention that I have a website. I've done the bare bones of it, but I still have no idea what to put up there. So... ideas?


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Dec. 26th, 2006 11:27 pm (UTC)
You should totally write a novel about my sekrit superhero life. Seriously. And I demand my recurring archnemesis be called Writer's Block or something similar. DO IT DO IT.
Dec. 26th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
(Also, yes, that was seriously for your website. It'd be fun to have some random cracktastic novel online somewhere for the enjoyment of any who dare to read it. It could even include a bunch of different WriMoers as other superheroes, it'd be so fun. And Nell could be my sidekick! <3 )
Dec. 27th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)
That would be awesome. It'd be a whole new fandom--the NaNo fandom. And we could have crossovers with 234234 other fandoms on the way to write your beloved literary work.

And I can be the Quasi-Serious writer who's just all "Don't worry about getting it right; just write!" Hee.
Dec. 26th, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
Did you purposely run CPU intensive processes to get her really running fast?
Dec. 26th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
No, I didn't. I don't even have very much running to start with, but when I do, the games begin.

Second, Yoshi's male, per this conversation, which began with that Lust Sign quiz:

[26/12/2006 08:07:22 PM] moonglade_swan: Yoshi should take the quiz.
[26/12/2006 08:07:29 PM] sushimustwrite: Yes, he should
[26/12/2006 08:07:36 PM] sushimustwrite: I don't know how he'd do that
[26/12/2006 08:07:37 PM] sushimustwrite: Wait
[26/12/2006 08:07:41 PM] sushimustwrite: I've just gendered Yoshi
[26/12/2006 08:07:58 PM] moonglade_swan: yes you have.....
[26/12/2006 08:08:41 PM] sushimustwrite: I was trying to avoid that. Oops.
[26/12/2006 08:09:02 PM] moonglade_swan: oh well.
[26/12/2006 08:09:40 PM] sushimustwrite: But he should take it. I'd just have to figure out how he'd do it.
[26/12/2006 08:10:05 PM]moonglade_swan: all the electric pictures.
[26/12/2006 08:10:11 PM] sushimustwrite: Heeee
[26/12/2006 08:10:19 PM] moonglade_swan: there are quite a few
Dec. 27th, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
Yoshi the Unleashed Beast!
Dec. 27th, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
Yoshi is finally unleashing himself to me. He finally feels comfortable enough to do so. Yay. Yarr.
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
But the lesbianism made it so much hotter :(
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
How did I know you were going to say that? :P

Compy the desktop has no gender (yet), but it's too heavy to put in my lap.
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Well I would tell you to try to ride it...but if it has no gender, I'm not sure if that would do anything.
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
You know, there's probably human/computer porn somewhere. I think there's an Internet law of that (if someone has paired it, there's porn of it or something like that), but I can't remember which one it is right now.
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Well I know there's robot and machine porn. Just take a look at fuckingmachines.com. A classic.
Dec. 27th, 2006 02:03 am (UTC)
I found it! Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

And I'll look at that when I'm more alert, for I am about to fall asleep at the keyboard.
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
Something tells me it'd wake you up
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of porn (well, not the visual aspects), but I just had to check that out because I love scarring myself for life. Congratulations, you have just aided in my corruption (most of which I do to myself anyway, but...).
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