I think Yoshi has a hidden desire to be a sex toy instead of a laptop. It keeps vibrating and purring instead of being all laptop-esque. Either way, I decided to take advantage of the moment. I put Yoshi on my lap and let it pur and vibrate all it wanted.
Maybe Yoshi and Pintsize from QC should get together sometime.
** In other news, zeenell has brought to my attention that I have a website. I've done the bare bones of it, but I still have no idea what to put up there. So... ideas?