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Yoshi's secret

I think Yoshi has a hidden desire to be a sex toy instead of a laptop. It keeps vibrating and purring instead of being all laptop-esque. Either way, I decided to take advantage of the moment. I put Yoshi on my lap and let it pur and vibrate all it wanted.

Maybe Yoshi and Pintsize from QC should get together sometime.

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In other news, zeenell has brought to my attention that I have a website. I've done the bare bones of it, but I still have no idea what to put up there. So... ideas?

Comments

satellitewish
Dec. 26th, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
Did you purposely run CPU intensive processes to get her really running fast?
sushimustwrite
Dec. 26th, 2006 11:43 pm (UTC)
No, I didn't. I don't even have very much running to start with, but when I do, the games begin.

Second, Yoshi's male, per this conversation, which began with that Lust Sign quiz:

[26/12/2006 08:07:22 PM] moonglade_swan: Yoshi should take the quiz.
[26/12/2006 08:07:29 PM] sushimustwrite: Yes, he should
[26/12/2006 08:07:36 PM] sushimustwrite: I don't know how he'd do that
[26/12/2006 08:07:37 PM] sushimustwrite: Wait
[26/12/2006 08:07:41 PM] sushimustwrite: I've just gendered Yoshi
[26/12/2006 08:07:58 PM] moonglade_swan: yes you have.....
[26/12/2006 08:08:41 PM] sushimustwrite: I was trying to avoid that. Oops.
[26/12/2006 08:09:02 PM] moonglade_swan: oh well.
[26/12/2006 08:09:40 PM] sushimustwrite: But he should take it. I'd just have to figure out how he'd do it.
[26/12/2006 08:10:05 PM]moonglade_swan: all the electric pictures.
[26/12/2006 08:10:11 PM] sushimustwrite: Heeee
[26/12/2006 08:10:19 PM] moonglade_swan: there are quite a few
moonglade_swan
Dec. 27th, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
Yoshi the Unleashed Beast!
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 12:56 am (UTC)
Yoshi is finally unleashing himself to me. He finally feels comfortable enough to do so. Yay. Yarr.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
But the lesbianism made it so much hotter :(
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
How did I know you were going to say that? :P

Compy the desktop has no gender (yet), but it's too heavy to put in my lap.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Well I would tell you to try to ride it...but if it has no gender, I'm not sure if that would do anything.
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
You know, there's probably human/computer porn somewhere. I think there's an Internet law of that (if someone has paired it, there's porn of it or something like that), but I can't remember which one it is right now.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Well I know there's robot and machine porn. Just take a look at fuckingmachines.com. A classic.
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 02:03 am (UTC)
I found it! Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

And I'll look at that when I'm more alert, for I am about to fall asleep at the keyboard.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
Something tells me it'd wake you up
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of porn (well, not the visual aspects), but I just had to check that out because I love scarring myself for life. Congratulations, you have just aided in my corruption (most of which I do to myself anyway, but...).