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Yoshi's secret

I think Yoshi has a hidden desire to be a sex toy instead of a laptop. It keeps vibrating and purring instead of being all laptop-esque. Either way, I decided to take advantage of the moment. I put Yoshi on my lap and let it pur and vibrate all it wanted.

Maybe Yoshi and Pintsize from QC should get together sometime.

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In other news, zeenell has brought to my attention that I have a website. I've done the bare bones of it, but I still have no idea what to put up there. So... ideas?

Comments

satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
But the lesbianism made it so much hotter :(
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
How did I know you were going to say that? :P

Compy the desktop has no gender (yet), but it's too heavy to put in my lap.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:26 am (UTC)
Well I would tell you to try to ride it...but if it has no gender, I'm not sure if that would do anything.
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:38 am (UTC)
You know, there's probably human/computer porn somewhere. I think there's an Internet law of that (if someone has paired it, there's porn of it or something like that), but I can't remember which one it is right now.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
Well I know there's robot and machine porn. Just take a look at fuckingmachines.com. A classic.
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 02:03 am (UTC)
I found it! Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

And I'll look at that when I'm more alert, for I am about to fall asleep at the keyboard.
satellitewish
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
Something tells me it'd wake you up
sushimustwrite
Dec. 27th, 2006 03:14 pm (UTC)
I'm not a huge fan of porn (well, not the visual aspects), but I just had to check that out because I love scarring myself for life. Congratulations, you have just aided in my corruption (most of which I do to myself anyway, but...).