I went to the post office today to pick up a passport application. I called the post office before leaving to make sure they actually had the papers and that I wasn't making a trip for nothing. Normally, this would be trivial enough. But when I called, the person at the other end said, "Ringgold Post Office, Carol speaking, how may I help you?"
And I nearly cracked up. Why?
Because Carol was the name of Uncle Pat's ex-wife. This Carol also happens to work at the post office, and the voice did sound a little familiar.
I asked her my question, and she told me yes, they did have the papers there, but I would have to go to Chattanooga or Dalton to process them. I hung up. She didn't recognize my voice. Not surprising on the whole, considering that we haven't seen each other in at least five years. Still, it's just one of those weird coincidences.
Here, have some MySpace/4chan fic. I'm scared, too, but it's an "I love it" scared, not a "Get me out of here now" scared.
Let's move on, then, to the Poll of the Day. Hogwarts, Hogwarts, how we love thee. We know that Harry doesn't plan to return to Hogwarts for his seventh year, and that there are even thoughts of closing the school at the end of HBP. But what about after DH?
Will Hogwarts reopen?
Yes, during Book Seven
Yes, but not during Book Seven
No, Hogwarts will be closed forever
Something else you didn't think of
I have no idea
I love you.
I love you too!
I like you fine, but I'm not in love with you, mmkay?
*snarl* I'll never admit it. Never.
Oh snap, you figured it out. I love you.
Who are you? Why did you kidnap Sushi?