May 26th, 2006


Yes, Ryan, you get to stalk me now...sort of. [giggles]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. ecarrotsushi confronts sharnjilraedan.

sharnjilraedan is stalking ecarrotsushi
sharnjilraedan’s REAL name : Ellis Herne
sharnjilraedan’s REAL DOB : 28th October 1983
Height :166 cm Weight : 77.2 kg
sharnjilraedan has dreamt about you : 18 times
sharnjilraedan became interested in you : 19th September 2003
sharnjilraedan’s latest dream about you
Both you and sharnjilraedan are working in an animal sanctuary together. sharnjilraedan suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how sharnjilraedan describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to ecarrotsushi about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’
sharnjilraedan’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
sharnjilraedan had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when sharnjilraedan came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is ecarrotsushi. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."
sharnjilraedan’s Police File
When sharnjilraedan last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near her.

Testimonies about sharnjilraedan
mermaidkween - Worn out Musician
‘To be honest there was always something about sharnjilraedan that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
kyaathecatlord - Brainless patriot
‘Boring. I know ecarrotsushi and sharnjilraedan really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
alfvaen - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I always knew there was something different about sharnjilraedan. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
moonglade_swan - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded ecarrotsushi really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’

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grammar: conjunction junction

There, Nell, I did it.

Comment on this entry and I will give you a letter. Write ten words beginning with that letter in your LJ, including an explanation what the word means to you and why, and then pass out letters to those who want to play along.

Nell gave me Q. Grah.

1) QS - QS is still dealing with me after, what, four years? Nell, too, since she's QS's best friend. Plus, she keeps coming back every year for Nano even after not finishing before, and she enlightens all of us with her randomness. That makes her awesome.

2) Quirkyalone - A lifestyle and an amazing book by Sasha Cagen, quirkyalone describes my lifestyle in one word. When I read the book, I thought, "This is me!", squeeing all the while.

3) Questions - I ask these all the time as my way of getting to know the world, the people, objects, and ideas contained within, and myself better. Sometimes these questions can be annoying. However, I've been doing this for as long as I can remember, and I intend to continue to do so.

4) Quiet - I love quiet. Especially when I'm working or reading or writing or thinking or sleeping or... Well, I just love quiet. Ruckus is not my friend. I can also be quiet sometimes, but it's because I'm thought processing or working on something else or--this rarely happens, so don't worry--just don't care.

5) Quantify - I heard this word so many times last fall from Dr. Lewin because in the beginning I would forget to specify for what x a given statement holds. Now I remember to quantify because there's nothing like seeing "Quantify!" in green ink to scar your brain and to make you remember.

6) Quitter - Something I like to think that I'm not. If I want something, I'll do anything in my power to get it. Even if I don't get it, at least I know I did everything I could to get it.

I have not used the dictionary yet. I'm proud of myself. To be fair, it's open, but to H--all the "hand" words, to be specific. Just to let you know, "hand job" is in there.

7) Quake - I don't live in a major earthquake area. In fact, the rare earthquake usually comes when I'm asleep, and I sleep right through it, only to hear about it the next morning and think, "But I didn't get to experience it!" After all, what if I need it for my writing? Speaking of writing...

8) Quick novel-writing - This should read "frantic novel-writing", but Nell gave me Q. Ah well. This is what I do every November, and how I made so many friends, so many "enemies" [competitors, not real enemies, mind], and four completed novels so far. Quick novel-writing means that you're going to be writing crap, but it's beautiful crap, especially after you reread it later. Some parts really are that bad, but some make for wonderful prose.

9) Quarter - Four quarters make a dollar, and I am the stereotypically broke college student. Ergo, quarters are good. Also, a quarter is a fourth, and wow! Four quarts make a gallon. I just realized that. I guess we do learn something [or realize something that has been sitting in front of our faces for years] every day.

10) Quiz - I used to despise quizzes, even to the point of calling them "q-words" in order to avoid saying the words. This was because they were shorter than actual tests, and I would inevitably mess up on one problem, thus messing up my chances of doing well. Well, I still mess up on one or two problems, but I call them quizzes now.

Glad that's finished. I even did it without a dictionary! Go me.
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