I went shopping today, and what did I see when I entered the store? A back to school sale sign. No, let me get this right. A bck 2 skl sign. I kid you not. Not even a cat could understand that. Well, today was Caturday, you know.
Homeland Security declares new "Gut Feeling" threat level. Reminds me of ST:R right now. What good timing.
The McDonalds Employee Manual, courtesy of Uncyclopedia. Oh, Uncyc, how I love you.
Also, through otf_wank (I think), vegansexuality. I kid you not. Some people take 'you are what you eat' waaaay too seriously. That last line of the article cracks me up, though.