Oh, and my birthday is in less than two weeks. Just saying. ;)
Also, thisisthesmile has never played Zork before tonight. This led me to wonder: Who else besides me has been blessed by the knowledge of Zork in their lives?
Tell me about your relationship with Zork.
Never heard of it.
Played it, didn't like it.
Played it, ambivalent toward it.
Played it, liked it.
Played it, beat it.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. What do you do?
Take on the grue.
Light your lantern.
Stab it with your sword.