This appeared in my inbox this morning from Amazon.com:



The red blob on the cover says "things your friends would tell you if you promised not to get mad". Now for what really makes this funny: Quirkyalone (which I highly recommend, by the way) isn't one of those "oh no, he doesn't like me, what do I do?" books. It's one of those "Look, being single isn't the end of the world" books. It's not anti-relationships; it's anti-dull relationships. There's a difference.

Which is why I find it extremely amusing that I would receive this e-mail.

P.S. Dear lovely people in the registrar's office,
Not to be mean or anything, but I'd really like to know my FYS grade. I'd e-mail my professor, but it isn't really her fault.
Less and less love by the minute, Sujin