Like to write? [website] can help you turn your research papers and other writing into a way to support your pricey social habits.
Well, they certainly know how to target the college demographic.
Le Clézio Prix Nobel 2008
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! Directement de Gallimard !
Nice use of exclamation marks. Actually, I might be half-interested if you didn't disguise yourself as a Facebook ad.
America's Next Top Writer
Thank goodness this contest is about brains. Join [site] and start writing. Make the cut. Get published.
All about brains, and it's named after a reality TV show? Riiight.
Are you a poet?
Do you write poetry at night?
Let it see the light of day.
Don't wait another day.
Wait, this is supposed to be a poem? I don't get it.
View Math Class Rosters
Connect with other Math majors through this free app from [website]. Click to share your class schedule and see friends' courses!
Yeah, because so many of my friends are math majors at a liberal arts school. Got it.
Love adventure stories?
If you love Adventure, you'll love [book]. It's this summer's best read. Oops and did I mention romance (well just a little)?
Isn't summer over? We're well into fall.
Are you an experienced nurse seeking better pay or a flexible schedule in the Athens/Gwinnett areas?
And that's all for tonight.
Go fill out my poll a few posts bad for your very own Mad Lib! Go go go!