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Sinfest Mad Libs: The Results

Remember the Mad Libs poll? It's time for the revealing. The Mad Lib was from Thursday's Sinfest, as seen here. Here's the generic script:

Television: Fellow citizens, DEMOGRAPHIC, and PLURAL NOUN, this is your ROYAL TITLE-in-chief. We are in the most ADJECTIVE crisis since A HISTORICAL EVENT. We must VERB now and pass this THING or your VALUABLE OBJECT will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at FANCY COLOR!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with EMOTION!
Television: You have NUMBER seconds to comply. DEITY bless America.

Now, for your versions. I did these in the order you filled out the poll since I was too lazy to put them in alphabetical order.

For poisonedwriter:
Television: Fellow citizens, Asians, and cats, this is your Queen-in-chief. We are in the most funny crisis since the Embargo Act. We must hate now and pass this dick or your earring will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at chartreuse!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with frustrated!
Television: You have 42 seconds to comply. Shiva bless America.

For mmejavert:
Television: Fellow citizens, gay males, and songs, this is Your Majesty-in-chief. We are in the most edible crisis since the Russian Revolution. We must slam now and pass this ping-pong ball or your Rolex watch will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at chartreuse!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with outraged!
Television: You have ninety three seconds to comply. Thor bless America.

For chu_hi:
Television: Fellow citizens, the Hirsute, and antennae, this is your Sheikha-in-chief. We are in the most hollow-legged crisis since the Battle of Hastings. We must masticate now and pass this half-eaten kebab or your tanzanite nose-ring will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at cranberry!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with libidinous!
Television: You have 700 billion seconds to comply. Ganesha bless America.

For taybar19:
Television: Fellow citizens, Middle Aged Kids, and darts, this is your prince-in-chief. We are in the most smelly crisis since the 2000 Ballot Recount. We must kick now and pass this box or your diamond will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at royal blue!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with blah!
Television: You have 88 seconds to comply. Zeus bless America.

For crystalpyramid:
Television: Fellow citizens, short people, and potatoes, this is Your Holiness-in-chief. We are in the most electric crisis since the Battle of Brooklyn. We must swim now and pass this lamppost or your wallet will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at puce!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with elated!
Television: You have fifty-four seconds to comply. Eris bless America.

For spydielives:
Television: Fellow citizens, LJ Idol contestants, and greenies, this is your princess-in-chief. We are in the most winning crisis since the beheading of Anne Boleyn. We must write now and pass this word or your Superman issue #1 in mint condition will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at tourmaline!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with overwrought!
Television: You have 3.14159 seconds to comply. Avandra - Good Goddess of Change, Luck and Travel, Patron of Halflings - bless America.

For tanyareed:
Television: Fellow citizens, single mothers, and carrots, this is your queen-in-chief. We are in the most purple crisis since the War of 1812. We must run now and pass this knife or your diamond will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at cyan!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with anger!
Television: You have 10 seconds to comply. Aphrodite bless America.

For moonglade_swan:
Television: Fellow citizens, college students, and ponies, this is your empress-in-chief. We are in the most pale crisis since Easter Rising. We must sing now and pass this paperclip or your pipe organ will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at claret!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with fear!
Television: You have 0.5 seconds to comply. Amaterasu bless America.

For paradoxicalme:
Television: Fellow citizens, teenagers, and players, this is your princess-in-chief. We are in the most emo crisis since the War of 1812. We must kick now and pass this book or your diamond ring will EXPLODE! Panic alert chart at maroon!
Slick: Oh no! I am filled with excited!
Television: You have 17 seconds to comply. Vishnu bless America.

Comments

( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
musical_junkie
Oct. 13th, 2008 02:45 am (UTC)
OMG. Foxtrot icon FT-fucking-W.

sushimustwrite
Oct. 13th, 2008 02:57 am (UTC)
I LOVE FOXTROT. Seriously, a small part of me died when it went weekly.
musical_junkie
Oct. 13th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
Same here.
I live for the ones on Sundays.

I have a bunch of the books back home.
tanyareed
Oct. 13th, 2008 04:03 am (UTC)
LOL
moonglade_swan
Oct. 15th, 2008 05:10 am (UTC)
Exploding pipe organs! Yay!
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