Sushi (sushimustwrite) wrote,

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Yes, Ryan, you get to stalk me now...sort of. [giggles]

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. ecarrotsushi confronts sharnjilraedan.

sharnjilraedan is stalking ecarrotsushi
sharnjilraedan’s REAL name : Ellis Herne
sharnjilraedan’s REAL DOB : 28th October 1983
Height :166 cm Weight : 77.2 kg
sharnjilraedan has dreamt about you : 18 times
sharnjilraedan became interested in you : 19th September 2003
sharnjilraedan’s latest dream about you
Both you and sharnjilraedan are working in an animal sanctuary together. sharnjilraedan suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.
This is how sharnjilraedan describes your relationship behind your back
‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to ecarrotsushi about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’
sharnjilraedan’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
sharnjilraedan had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when sharnjilraedan came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 26 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is ecarrotsushi. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."
sharnjilraedan’s Police File
When sharnjilraedan last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near her.

Testimonies about sharnjilraedan
mermaidkween - Worn out Musician
‘To be honest there was always something about sharnjilraedan that gave me the creeps. Gave off a really weird smell. Almost like a decomposing racoon.’
kyaathecatlord - Brainless patriot
‘Boring. I know ecarrotsushi and sharnjilraedan really love each other. They are both just seeking attention. Just get married and stop the fucking games already! Jesus!’
alfvaen - Breastfeeder of Cats
‘I always knew there was something different about sharnjilraedan. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
moonglade_swan - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded ecarrotsushi really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’

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