Sushi (sushimustwrite) wrote,


Over the past day or two I've noticed several scratches on my arms and hands. This strikes me as strange because the most physically dangerous thing I've done lately is leave the house, and I can't think of a single time where a sharp object got that close to my arms.

There's only one conclusion I can come to.

My house is no longer safe from raptors. They are attacking me in my sleep.

Now that the raptors are in the house, how can I get them out?
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