Sushi (sushimustwrite) wrote,
Sushi
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There's a river flood warning for a part of the county I don't usually travel in.

The very end of it is the funniest part, though:

ALL PERSONS WITH INTERESTS ALONG THE RIVER SHOULD MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS... AND BE PREPARED TO TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY. DO NOT DRIVE CARS THROUGH FLOODED AREAS. IF YOU SEE FLOOD WATERS... REMEMBER TO TURN AROUND AND DO NOT DROWN.

Remember to turn around and do not drown. Good advice, weather.com.
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