[Fun note: In the middle of a page is a picture of Spongebob and Plankton during the FUN song. I labeled them appropriately.]
(by me, Fall 2002)
I start the day as Spongebob yellow
Happy and cheerful to all who approach,
Spotting the happiness in the little things,
And making people doubt my sanity.
When everyone thinks I'm happy,
I burst and become a Plankton green,
Seeking happiness in domination alone,
Feeling powerless and powerful at once,
And everyone jumps out of my way.
Before I can notice anything is up,
I'm yellow again, unaware of
That sudden yet inevitable mood swing.
But it's just a matter of time
Until I'm green again, so watch out--
This one could hurt!
Again, this is why I don't write poetry. I'll post more poetry from the crappy poetry archives later this week.