You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
What's your religion? What do you think of your partner's religion and why?
You: this assumes I have a partner
Stranger: i dont have a partner
You: high five
Stranger: im not alone
You: What is this partner? I am forever aloone
Stranger: u speak the lanuage
You: the language of the internet?
You: I have found another
Stranger: dees bitches neva understand what im saying
Stranger: and i feel more alone
You: bitches gonna bitch, you know
Stranger: another question
Stranger: how do you feel about kittens
You: kittens are amazing and cute and fluffy and adorable. I want one.
Stranger: ok good
You: Anyone hwo disagrees is wrong.
Stranger: this moves you to question part 2
Stranger: how do you feel about a room filled with kittens
Stranger: that dont poop or pee
Stranger: or ever grow up
Stranger: they just cuddle and love you
Stranger: and every year a new batch grows
You: omb. This sounds more amazing by the minute.
Stranger: and you wait for the harvest
You: oh wait, more kittens? This sounds like this minecrack video I saw once
You: except there were bunnies and not kittens
Stranger: those ones with no ears
Stranger: russian blues
Stranger: bald cats
Stranger: semi bald cats
You: I don't care. just give me all the kitties
You: as long as they dont' poop or pee on me we're good
You: they can cuddle and love me all they want
Stranger: litter boxes with air freshioners of palm trees
You: those are interesting litter boxes
Stranger: ive realized if you start a covo with
Stranger: i like to poop
Stranger: people will disconnect quickly
You: No. way.
You: you mean no one says "Hey, I like to poop too!"
You: guess no one likes getting waste out of their system
Stranger: no they dont pursue the convo
You: pfft. they're no fun
Stranger: if i say hello i like to poop
Stranger: they disconnect
You: I must try this for science.
Stranger: is that how ugly people feel
Stranger: no one listening to them
You: Unloved and alone?
Stranger: they must fight to the death for attention
You: It's a sad fate. Omegle must be a bruising for the ego sometimes
You: But it's okay, dear stranger, for I too like to poop!
Stranger: since i belive you are on my level i must ask you another question
You: I also like to pee
Stranger: doth thou own a blog?
You: yes. multiple.
You: we are ekin
Stranger: it is thous mission to spred the word of poop
Stranger: and how we enjoy to get it out of us
You: I will do my humble best to spread the mission.
You: Everyone must know how wonderful bowel movements feel
Stranger: i have handed you the virtual cup of knowledge
Stranger: i hope yee can handle it
Stranger: take care of it with thy life
You: I will do my best. It's a large cup, but I think tis doable
You: I will handle it with my life
Stranger: good marrows brotheren
Your conversational partner has disconnected.