Here's the original story. The original names were Harry, Ron, and Hermione. I didn't like those, so I changed them to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, just to see what twisted things you lot would do to them...and because I can. *looks at Nell*

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and VERB. Ron, who has more FOOD than he can handle, hid in the NOUN1. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the NOUN2 and in the NOUN3.
"EXCLAMATION!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so ADJECTIVE1!"
Harry and Hermione PASTTENSEVERB1 to find Ron--only to find him PASTTENSEVERB2 with a TOY.
"Ron, you sure are ADJECTIVE2," laughed Harry and Hermione.

All right. Now here's what you came up with; the usernames are in alphabetical order. I am responsible for nothing past this point. Oh, and standard disclaimer: I don't own Harry, Ron, or Hermione, I'm not JK Rowling, I don't have any connections to her or her publishing companies.

Mad Libs for mmejavert, zeenell, moonglade_swan, peppery_lime, pinkngreen5286, sharnjilraedan, slow_like_honey, and whenitsizzles are under the cut. I encourage you to read all of them simply for the amusement. Let's get started.

For mmejavert:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and sizzle. Ron, who has more bananas than he can handle, hid in the poetry. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the slice and in the drawer.
"Brilliant!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so grimy!"
Harry and Hermione ate to find Ron--only to find him screamed with a bubble mower.
"Ron, you sure are pretty," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For zeenell:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and sex. Ron, who has more chocolate than he can handle, hid in RayK. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the blue and in Fraser.
"Harder!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so beautiful!"
Harry and Hermione stopped to find Ron--only to find him ran with a dildo.
"Ron, you sure are green," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For moonglade_swan:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and bounce. Ron, who has more cookies and cream ice cream than he can handle, hid in the unicorn. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the dragon and in the moonglade.
"Yay!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so claret!"
Harry and Hermione frolicked to find Ron--only to find him cantered with a dollhouse.
"Ron, you sure are shiny," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For peppery_lime:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and panicking. Ron, who has more artichokes than he can handle, hid in the chartreuse. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the frog and in the Pledge furniture polish.
"Son of a biscuit mother fudge bucket!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so gloomy!"
Harry and Hermione drank to find Ron--only to find him disappeared with a rubber ball.
"Ron, you sure are stinky," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For pinkngreen5286:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and aimer. Ron, who has more du fromage than he can handle, hid in la maison. Harry and Hermione looked for him under les amis and in un coeur.
"Zut!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so confortable!"
Harry and Hermione ont mangé to find Ron--only to find him a fait with un vélo.
"Ron, you sure are casse," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For sharnjilraedan:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and collating. Ron, who has more kumkwats than he can handle, hid in the phone. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the chicken and in the drambuie.
"Oh shit Batman!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so clumsy!"
Harry and Hermione shucked to find Ron--only to find him vamoosed with Legos.
"Ron, you sure are squishy," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For slow_like_honey:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and masticates. Ron, who has more sushi than he can handle, hid in the foot. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the handle and in the bowl.
"Zoinks!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so blue!"
Harry and Hermione ran to find Ron--only to find him lied with a stuffed elephant.
"Ron, you sure are soft," laughed Harry and Hermione.

For whenitsizzles:
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were playing hide and cavort. Ron, who has more pear than he can handle, hid in the tree. Harry and Hermione looked for him under the curtain and in the banjo.
"Shit!" they heard Ron yell. "This is so mellifluous!"
Harry and Hermione frolicked to find Ron--only to find him gamboled with a tricycle.
"Ron, you sure are discordant," laughed Harry and Hermione.

P.S. Some of you need to refresh your parts of speech. I was wondering why some of you were putting adjectives for nouns, et cetera.