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Mad Lib #2 Results

Since it is, after all, the end of the week, it's time to post the results of Mad Lib the Second! First, here's the original, courtesy of nhurdis_embrace and slightly modified by me:

I hate [Object of Annoying]. You [Negative Adjective] [Noun] are [Stereotypical Curse] because [Reason]. We [Verbed] first and so I have every grounds to bitch about [Noun]. I am unable to understand [Object of Annoying] and it is, therefore, all [Insert Country]'s fault. [End Your Argument]

Now some of the modifications were my fault, as I didn't specify some thing as clearly as I should have. Nevertheless, Mad Libs for zeenell, twirlandswirl, mmejavert, peppery_lime, sharnjilraedan, moonglade_swan, and skunkrocker are behind the cut. I was too lazy to alphabetize this time. Oh well.

zeenell:
I hate Bush. You president pies are may your life be interesting because Bush must die. We died first and so I have every grounds to bitch about daughter. I am unable to understand Bush and it is, therefore, all Zimbabwe's fault. We the people agree that Bush must die.

twirlandswirl:
I hate LiveJournal Support Board. You skanky cheeses are Darnski, therefore. We washed first and so I have every grounds to bitch about the cranberry. I am unable to understand LiveJournal Support Board and it is, therefore, all Uzbekistan's fault. So there.

mmejavert:
I hate work. You hellish transformers are bollocks because I said so. We followed first and so I have every grounds to bitch about the bucket truck. I am unable to understand work and it is, therefore, all Qatar's fault. Bite me.

peppery_lime:
I hate car alarm. You fugly books are bloody hell because everyone else is doing it. We fucked first and so I have every grounds to bitch about ice cream. I am unable to understand car alarm and it is, therefore, all Denmark's fault. I win!

sharnjilraedan:
I hate mosquito. You harmful Sharpies are blood and bloody ashes because water is the root of all evil. We flung first and so I have every grounds to bitch about the dictionary. I am unable to understand mosquito and it is, therefore, all Djibouti's fault. Without water, no life. No life, no good/evil.

moonglade_swan:
I hate Compy. You malevolent kittens are bloody hell because men are evil. We destroyed first and so I have every grounds to bitch about jackass. I am unable to understand Compy and it is, therefore, all Ireland's fault. Bite me!

skunkrocker:
I hate zombie. You stupid cars are dang because I'm cool. We jumped first and so I have every grounds to bitch about Joey. I am unable to understand zombie and it is, therefore, all Japan's fault. In conclusion, go away.

P.S. wrimore Challenge the Second starts tomorrow. Hooray! The theme is fairy tales. Maybe I'll actually finish a story for once without quitting once I hit the finish line...if that made sense.

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twirlandswirl
Aug. 6th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
It's all Uzbekistan's fault!
sharnjilraedan
Aug. 7th, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)
Sorry, Djbouti has just officially invaded Uzbekistan, and they are the lose. Djbouti is to fault.

Oh yes, Djbouti has 1 thing to say: LEAVE MY TORSOS ALONE PLZKTHX!
twirlandswirl
Aug. 7th, 2006 01:20 am (UTC)
One of my friends has the perfect userpic for this....

sharnjilraedan
Aug. 7th, 2006 10:47 am (UTC)
Much thanks. That is /perfect/
twirlandswirl
Aug. 7th, 2006 10:53 am (UTC)
Many welcomes!
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