I was helping Mum cook dinner last night, and I was washing the squash before slicing them. The news was playing in the background, and suddenly I heard, "Do suggestive lyrics make kids want to have SEX?"
I ignored it and continued washing the squash. At the end of the segment the reporter said that the genre didn't matter, which caused me to end my good time with the squash and think aloud, "I mostly listen to classical and Disney! No wonder I'm not getting any!"
Because it always happens after Beethoven's Fifth.